Kind of crazy seeing someone you were once with get it together for the next person when they couldn’t get it right with you.
—Anon (via iscreamcupcakes)
Excuses are for the weak and incompetent.
MARY, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS THING DOESN’T EVEN HAVE T9?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS PHONE? DID YOU STILL HAVE A BEEPER WHEN YOU BOUGHT THIS PHONE? I CAN LITERALLY ALIGN THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE WITH MY PHONE, AND IT TAKES PICTURES SO CLEAR I CAN DEPOSIT CHECKS WITH THEM.
DOES THIS THING EVEN TEXT OR AM I JUST DIALING A 52 NUMBER SEQUENCE?
… YOU PROBABLY HAVE AN AWESOME LASERDISC COLLECTION AT HOME, DON’T YOU.
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good at confusing people… Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.