No Soup For You

A mere portion of a semi important life.

22. Brooklyn.

Kind of crazy seeing someone you were once with get it together for the next person when they couldn’t get it right with you.

—Anon (via iscreamcupcakes)

Excuses are for the weak and incompetent.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARY, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS THING DOESN’T EVEN HAVE T9?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS PHONE? DID YOU STILL HAVE A BEEPER WHEN YOU BOUGHT THIS PHONE? I CAN LITERALLY ALIGN THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE WITH MY PHONE, AND IT TAKES PICTURES SO CLEAR I CAN DEPOSIT CHECKS WITH THEM. 
DOES THIS THING EVEN TEXT OR AM I JUST DIALING A 52 NUMBER SEQUENCE?
… YOU PROBABLY HAVE AN AWESOME LASERDISC COLLECTION AT HOME, DON’T YOU.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARY, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS THING DOESN’T EVEN HAVE T9?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS PHONE? DID YOU STILL HAVE A BEEPER WHEN YOU BOUGHT THIS PHONE? I CAN LITERALLY ALIGN THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE WITH MY PHONE, AND IT TAKES PICTURES SO CLEAR I CAN DEPOSIT CHECKS WITH THEM. 

DOES THIS THING EVEN TEXT OR AM I JUST DIALING A 52 NUMBER SEQUENCE?

… YOU PROBABLY HAVE AN AWESOME LASERDISC COLLECTION AT HOME, DON’T YOU.

ceavit:

Extrovert vs. Introvert
There is this common misconception about the natural behavior of extroverts and introverts; extroverts are often times characterized as being lively and talkative, while introverts are naturally quiet and withdrawn.
This isn’t true. It’s correct that when you meet someone shy and quiet they will more likely be and introvert than an extrovert; however, this doesn’t mean that introverts are naturally shy, or that shy people always have to be introverts. On the contrary, introverts can be very talkative and discuss for hours on end about topics that interest them.

The actual definition of an Introvert is someone who draws energy from being alone with their thoughts, while Extroverts draw their energy from being with others.
Introverts are people can who draw energy from being alone with their thoughts. They enjoy, and sometimes even need, a deep conversation with people they trust; they don’t like small talk, or rather often don’t see the point in it. But after a while they will feel the need to be alone again, to recharge and sort out things on their own.
Extroverts on the other hand, are people who draw their energy from being with others. They can enjoy being alone with their ideas and dreams just as an introverts can enjoy being around people, yet after a while they will feel the need to interact with others to fill up their energy.

(via deadpoet-society)

GEMINI - The Twin

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good at confusing people… Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.